We’re merchin’!
We are so pumped to be releasing our new merch. We have so many things to choose from and can’t wait to hear what you think about them ALL!
We currently have:
- Tshirts
- Long Sleeve Shirts
- Sweatshirts
- Ball Cap
- Kids items
- Stickers
All items can be purchased through our square site and will be shipped through printful (except for stickers which ship in house).
Stickers
The vibes are always vibing. Make sure people know you’re on to them with this pretty little sticker. It’s perfect for your water bottle, the back window of your car, to love bomb your people with…you’ll find home to all 52 you order today. Don’t worry. Just press buy.
Our favorite thing to do is speculate wildly. About literally anything–true crime, the neighbors, our sanity.
This sticker is perfect for your emotional support water bottle, and obviously don’t forget to grab one for the bestie too!
While we might not mess around with pig farms here at Cursewords and Crayons, they’re ALWAYS the answer. IYKYK The background is white, which really helps it POP.
This sticker is perfect for the true Cursewords and Crayons MVP and VIPs out there. The background is white, which really helps it POP.
Armchair sleuths and coffee go hand and hand, right? Plus, with a design like that, nobody will notice when you spill a little bit extra on yourself throughout the day.
The Short Sleeve option is amazing if:
-If you’re short of f**ks to give
-If you’re feeling hot and bothered by our legal system and the powers that be
Armchair sleuths and coffee go hand and hand, right? Plus, with a design like that, nobody will notice when you spill a little bit extra on yourself throughout the day. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve MICRO option is amazing
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
-If you have micro amount of time for bullshit
Armchair sleuths and coffee go hand and hand, right? Plus, with a design like that, nobody will notice when you spill a little bit extra on yourself throughout the day. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve option is amazing
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
Armchair sleuths and coffee go hand and hand, right? Plus, with a design like that, nobody will notice when you spill a little bit extra on yourself throughout the day. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve MICRO option is amazing
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
-If you have micro amount of time for bullshit
Armchair sleuths and coffee go hand and hand, right? Plus, with a design like that, nobody will notice when you spill a little bit extra on yourself throughout the day. It’s preshrink, and a classic fit made with air-jet spun yarn for that extra cozy feel.
The Sweater option is amazing;
-If you’re a cold hearted killer
-If you’re not a cold hearted killer, but you just like being warm
At Cursewords and Crayons presents TRUE CRIME, we love to speculate wildly. It’s basically the best part of researching dirty, nasty, disturbing scum bags, and now you can show off how much you agree. PS: These tees are a relaxed fit to match your attitude.
The Short Sleeve option is amazing if:
-If you’re short of f**ks to give
-If you’re feeling hot and bothered by our legal system and the powers that be
At Cursewords and Crayons presents TRUE CRIME, we love to speculate wildly. It’s basically the best part of researching dirty, nasty, disturbing scum bags, and now you can show off how much you agree. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve MICRO option is amazing
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
-If you have micro amount of time for bullshit
At Cursewords and Crayons presents TRUE CRIME, we love to speculate wildly. It’s basically the best part of researching dirty, nasty, disturbing scum bags, and now you can show off how much you agree. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve option is amazing;
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
At Cursewords and Crayons presents TRUE CRIME, we love to speculate wildly. It’s basically the best part of researching dirty, nasty, disturbing scum bags, and now you can show off how much you agree. It’s preshrink, and a classic fit made with air-jet spun yarn for that extra cozy feel.
The Sweater option is amazing;
-If you’re a cold hearted killer
-If you’re not a cold hearted killer, but you just like being warm
What a cheeky way to show everyone you love to cuss, but you’re also a parent. Our Cursewords and Crayons sweater can be customized to your color of choice, and makes the perfect gift for anyone, even if they’re not a true crime girlie. PS: These tees are a relaxed fit to match your attitude.
The Short Sleeve option is amazing if:
-If you’re short of f**ks to give
-If you’re feeling hot and bothered by our legal system and the powers that be
What a cheeky way to show everyone you love to cuss, but you’re also a parent. Our Cursewords and Crayons sweater can be customized to your color of choice, and makes the perfect gift for anyone, even if they’re not a true crime girlie. It’s a classic fit and 100% cotton (sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
The Long Sleeve option is amazing;
-If you’re feeling lukewarm about poisoning your spouse at the moment
-If you’re apathetic towards murder
What a cheeky way to show everyone you love to cuss, but you’re also a parent. Our Cursewords and Crayons sweater can be customized to your color of choice, and makes the perfect gift for anyone, even if they’re not a true crime girlie. It’s preshrink, and a classic fit made with air-jet spun yarn for that extra cozy feel.
The Sweater option is amazing;
-If you’re a cold hearted killer
-If you’re not a cold hearted killer, but you just like being warm
Show up in style to your kid's next sporting event or activity in this Cursewords and Crayons distressed dad hat. Make sure you wear the adequate facial expressions along with it, so you can complain later about how you didn't meet any new amazing friends while you were out and about living your best RBF. The hat is preshrink with a soft crown, adjustable hook and loop closure.
6 sewn eyelets
6 stitched rows on the brim.
6 panel unstructured cap with a low profile
…You see what we did there.
Gear for kiddos
We made it appropriate for you to deck out your tiny minions to share the love of our favorite podcast (us….duhh) with the whole wide world. Its’ soft. Its’ preshrink. Still size up because damn they grow so quickly, don’t they? *tear*
We made it appropriate for you to deck out your tiny minions to share the love of our favorite podcast (us….duhh) with the whole wide world. Its’ soft. Its’ preshrink. Still size up because damn they grow so quickly, don’t they? *tear*